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LES YAKS ON YACHTS SONT SANS-CULOTTES!

Untold gallons of HAWAIIAN PUNCH == the future

[Before reading any further.. please go to this page and play "The Velvet Void"... it helps this make sense..]

After an improper amount of HAWAIIAN PUNCH and two shots of rum, I have seen the future...

First, it was the Debtors' Union.

Then, it became the Debtors' Revolution.

(I'm surfing a crimson wave of FRUIT JUICY RED so bear with me fuckheads)

Who is Too Big To Fail (TBTF)?

People (in the most plural sense) are too big to fail.

Now what business do pukenacious cats have drinking HAWAIIAN PUNCH or speaking to the global financial structure? Well, after listening to 500 hours of shit filled financial news from the human tv box in 2008.. I'm not so sure anyone has any earned right to speak to this concept... so open up.

Here it comes: -----______----___--__----_-__----> (concept)

We are in the era of the global-mybad.

Everyone has been colononized. There are no new people to take over. Thus, the larger power structure is stuck trying to "take over" the same people.. forever and ever.

So, we're all stuck staring down the barrell of a global reset in debt levels.

BUT, it won't happen without you whiny-baby humans getting involved.

First, go buy,steal,rob several litres of HAWAIIAN PUNCH (all caps please, accept no "Hawaiian Punch" as substitute).

Second, call up everone you know who owes money to some large institution.

Third, add up all the free money those institutions have received from the Federal Reserve and the U.S. Treasury this last year.

Fourth, (synonym to "add up") all the fucking bonuses that the fat white dudes have earned working for those institutions during your lifetime of accumulating debt (you can ignore women, the less-white or anyone else since their take has been negligible).

Fifth, combine the free money and the bonuses and divide it by DICK.. and what do you have?

You have the Debtors' Revolution..



Think very slowly on this (as slowly as one might conceivably think drowning in an ocean of HAWAIIAN PUNCH)..all growth comes from debt. All wealth comes from debt. Foolish debt, immoral debt, stupid debt has made modern wealth possible. Smart wealth, righteous wealth, holy wealth. It all originates in debt.

It all comes from your debt..

Debtors' Revolution.

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Too Big To Fucking Fail (TBTFF).

the end.

The Debtor-Creditor Misconceptualization(we are all debtors now)

capitalism: n. an economic system in which investment in and ownership of the means of production, distribution, and exchange of wealth is made and maintained chiefly by private individuals or corporations, esp. as contrasted to cooperatively or state-owned means of wealth.

This is an illusion. All exchange of wealth is, in general, cooperative. Wealth, in the modern sense, is fabricated... since our money is a fabrication.

fabricate: v.t. 1. to make by art or skill and labor; construct. 2. to make by assembling parts or sections. 3. to devise or invent (a legend, lie, etc.) 4. to fake; forge (a document, sinature, etc.).

Wealth accretion cannot occur without the cooperation of debtors. For a debtor to become a creditor, new debtors must be created. Our current understanding of capitalism depends on this illusory distinction between creditors and debtors... but we are learning that new debt (and debtors) cannot be created indefinitely.

We are also learning that the wealth of the nation seems to be entirely dependent on the creation of new debt (wealth).

I posit that all demand (in the modern age) is dependent upon debt. A home or a stock is not worth X dollars because of some rational calculation... its value is dependent upon access to debt.

Where does money come from? In the U.S., the Federal Reserve prints money, loans it to a bank, and the bank loans it to someone else. Thus, anyone who manages to accumulate money has been explicitly dependent upon some other individuals borrowing that money from a bank (a bank that borrowed from the Federal Reserve). So, we have entity C1 that has X dollars and group D1 that owes X dollars to bank B1 that owes X dollars to the Federal Reserve. C1 has NOTHING if D1 has never owed a thing.

The wealthy exist at the pleasure of the debtors (the poor.. as it were). The wealthy should come to accept this reality just as the poor should accept it.

A nation's currency derives its value from that nation's stability. A nation's stability is derived from the cooperation of its inhabitants (most particularly, its debtors).

When Mario Savio said this it seemed so difficult to imagine how one might throw their body upon the gears of the machine to prevent it from working. The beauty of modern capitalism is that preventing "the machine" from working is extremely simple. One can prevent the machine from working through the seemingly passive act of refusing to pay off debt.

The apt, though probably aprocryphal, Donal Trump paraphrase is:

When you owe the bank $100,000 it's your problem. When you owe the bank $100,000,000,000, it's the bank's problem.

Wake up motherfuckers.. this is The Bank's problem.