
Mathematics is the supreme judge; from its decisions there is no appeal. ~Tobias Dantzig

It frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. ~Groucho Marx

I like liquor - its taste and its effects - and that is just the reason why I never drink it. ~Thomas Jackson

It needs to become as easy to get hold of a condom in a poor country as Coca-Cola. ~Clare Short

You can tell how long a couple has been married by whether they are on their first, second or third bottle of Tobasco. ~Bruce Bye

The excesses of love soon pass, but its insufficiencies torment us forever. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

No road is long with good company. ~Turkish Proverb

If you believe in forever, then life is just a one-night stand. ~Righteous Brothers, "Rock & Roll Heaven"

Rule number one is, don't sweat the small stuff. Rule number two is, it's all small stuff. ~Robert Eliot

Love isn't blind, it's retarded. ~Don Foster and Susan Beavers, Two and a Half Men

If you want to kill time, try working it to death. ~Sam Levonson

Those terrifying verbal jungles called laws are simply such directives, accumulated, codified, and systematized through the centuries. ~S.I. Hayakawa

It's a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it's light out. ~Bill Watterson

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance. ~Author Unknown

What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. ~Dwight Eisenhower, address to Republican National Committee, 31 January 1958, also sometimes attributed to Mark Twain (unverified)

The artist's only responsibility is his art. He will be completely ruthless if he is a good one.... If a writer has to rob his mother, he will not hesitate: The "Ode on a Grecian Urn" is worth any number of old ladies. ~Faulkner, quoted in M. Cowley, Writers at Work, 1958

Even when poetry has a meaning, as it usually has, it may be inadvisable to draw it out.... Perfect understanding will sometimes almost extinguish pleasure. ~A.E. Housman

When once the itch of literature comes over a man, nothing can cure it but the scratching of a pen. But if you have not a pen, I suppose you must scratch any way you can. ~Samuel Lover, Handy Andy, 1842

Mother Nature, in her infinite wisdom, has instilled within each of us a powerful biological instinct to reproduce; this is her way of assuring that the human race, come what may, will never have any disposable income. ~Dave Barry
I know not what the future holds, but I know who holds the future. ~Author Unknown
America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense... human rights invented America. ~Jimmy Carter
On the whole, human beings want to be good, but not too good, and not quite all the time. ~George Orwell
I don't like standard beauty - there is no beauty without strangeness. ~Karl Lagerfeld
That arc of light, born of the shower and colored by the sun, which spans the heavens! ~Jean Charles Prince (rainbow)
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