
If you mess up, 'fess up. ~Author Unknown

We cannot waste time. We can only waste ourselves. ~George M. Adams

Operationally, God is beginning to resemble not a ruler but the last fading smile of a cosmic Cheshire cat. ~Julian Huxley

What a man needs in gardening is a cast-iron back, with a hinge in it. ~Charles Dudley Warner, My Summer in a Garden, 1871

America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole. ~Bobcat Goldthwaite

People who lean on logic and philosophy and rational exposition end by starving the best part of the mind. ~William Butler Yeats

You need to learn to be happy by nature, because you'll seldom have the chance to be happy by circumstance. ~Lavetta Sue Wegman

We have two lives - the one we learn with and the life we live after that. ~Bernard Malamud, The Natural

The passion to get ahead is sometimes born of the fear lest we be left behind. ~Eric Hoffer, The Passionate State of Mind, 1954

When you look at your life, the greatest happinesses are family happinesses. ~Joyce Brothers

True remorse is never just a regret over consequence; it is a regret over motive. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

God gave the angels wings, and he gave humans chocolate. ~Author Unknown

Men who never get carried away should be. ~Malcolm Forbes

And hence at our maturer years, when any object of vision is presented to us, which by its waving or spiral lines bears any similitude to the form of the female bosom, whether it is found in a landscape with soft gradations of rising and descending surface, or in the forms of some antique vases, or in other works of the pencil or chisel, we feel a general glow of delight, which seems to influence all our senses. ~Erasmus Darwin

Our government... teaches the whole people by its example. If the government becomes the lawbreaker, it breeds contempt for law; it invites every man to become a law unto himself; it invites anarchy. ~Louis Dembitz Brandeis

In the realist you have the sorry sight of the five senses deprived of their imagination. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com

The Virgin Mary was an unwed teenage mother. ~Author Unknown

Romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece. ~The Simpsons by Matt Groening, spoken by the character Lisa Simpson

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. ~Hoosier Farmer
On Thanksgiving Day we acknowledge our dependence. ~William Jennings Bryan
No man should escape our universities without knowing how little he knows. ~J. Robert Oppenheimer
What is a weed? A plant whose virtues have not yet been discovered. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson, Fortune of the Republic, 1878
If you've got short, stubby fingers and wear reading glasses, any relaxation you would normally derive from fly fishing is completely eliminated when you try to tie on a fly. ~Jack Ohman, Fear of Fly Fishing, 1988
Is it too much to ask that women be spared the daily struggle for superhuman beauty in order to offer it to the caresses of a subhumanly ugly mate? ~Germaine Greer, The Female Eunuch, 1970
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